I got your joke five minutes ago
The one you're still explaining to her
And now you're saying that Raymond is not the
Long lost brother of Aaron Burr
Don't you get tired of being her teacher?
Walking those miles to try to reach her?

You'd have a better time with me
You'd have a better time with me

Some kind of brain that's what you said
She's got it buried deep inside
I guess that means she's real good in bed
I'm here to tell you so am I
And when you're with me, lying face to face
We won't have to talk about Melrose Place.

You'd have a better time with me
You'd have a better time with me
When you get tired of her vacancy
When you want to move past ABC
You'd have a better time with me

BRIDGE
With all my marbles and your full deck
Just think how far we'd get
Well, I won't dumb down and I won't give up
It's so hard finding someone who can keep up

You'd have a better time with me
You'd have a better time with me
When you get tired of her vacancy
She uses a K to spell chemistry
Before your brain starts to atrophy
You'd have a better time with me