I saw your face and I was hooked
I'm in trouble now
I read you like a trashy book
I'm in trouble now
It's either fate or I was bored
But you were not to be ignored
You bowled me over then you scored

I should have known you were a jerk
By that carefully rehearsed sweet smirk
I woke up with a pounding head
Found you snoring in my bed
My little heart filled up with love and dread

Trouble now, trouble now

BRIDGE
I searched your wallet while you slept
Found every number that you'd kept
I don't know what came over me
I kind of borrowed your spare key

Weeks later, big surprise I find
You got an evil little mind
Told everyone you were misled
I bored you silly, so you said
You told the whole town what I did in bed

Trouble now, trouble now

BRIDGE
I gave my heart to you in trust
Now I fill you with disgust
You thought you had me on my knees
But meanwhile I have your spare keys

I'm trespassing in your house
You're off at work you dirty louse
Just had to take a quiet look
I tore the last page out of every single book
Your Star Trek shrine is no more
I wrote in honey on the floor
So now your name is spelled in ants
I guess I'll move on to your pants
Wish I'd thought this out before
'Cause I hear your key turn in the door

Trouble now, trouble now